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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:33

Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
share office space ...
Then came..
No go.
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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Thumbs down again.
What is the best skin care for oily skin that has acne?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried