What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

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Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do you consider yourself pretty?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Voluptate ea explicabo culpa.

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

share office space ...

Then came..

No go.

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Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried